Um.

karkinophile:

Highblood Set

Fefurry moves a little faster because she’s -EXCIT————————ED! Pawzee moves a little slower because… well…

and now i’m gonna go die, thanks for all the love on these hhhhh

EQUIHISS

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Via Neon Genesis Evangaylion

Photo 67153Notes

Via did you know?

did-you-kno:

Lost Generation.

I’m a part of Lost Generation

and I refuse to believe that

I can change the world

I realize this may be a shock but

“Happiness comes from within”

is a lie, and

“Money will make me happy”

So in thirty years I’ll tell my children

They are not the most important thing in my life

My employer will know that

I have my priority straight because

Work

Is more important than

Family

I tell you this

Once upon a time

Families stay together

But this will not be true in my era

This is a quick fix society

Experts tell me

Thirty years from now I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce

I do not concede that

I will live in a country of my own making

In the future

Environmental destruction will be the norm

No longer can it be said that

My peers and I care about this earth

It will be evident that

My generation is apathetic and lethargic

It is foolish to presume that

There is hope

And all of this will come true unless we reverse it.

Source

I just plain love this C:

Text 159432Notes

How to be classy in three easy steps:

stormsandoceans:

zeektier:

lukehasmeowmix:

quadsiclecar:

rbandolier:

emilylikesaliens:

cirrusdark:

strange-is-a-compliment:

titodelcuba:

narcolepticbunny:

bogglehead:

bambi-bird:

Open this tab.

Open this tab.

Open this tab.

…..This really put me in a good mood

wow

smiling ear to ear

omg

oh-

oh……….

reblogging again ‘cause I thought I lost this post

oh—

this gave me a koolaid smile

smooth as fuck

I feel like a sir

Reblogging always

whoa

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

Via Neon Genesis Evangaylion

Chat 27Notes

Trollmegle. John is sick.

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: hi!
▲: ... hello?
▼: SON?
▲: what
▲: um hi dad
▼: IS THIS MY BOY JOHN EGBERT?
▲: or
▲: uhhhhh
▲: no?
▼: HELLO, MY BOY. SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT SCHOOL?
▲: well
▲: i wasnt really feeling well so... um
▼: I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU CUTTING CLASS, CHAMP.
▲: but im sick!
▲: cough cough cough
▲: see?
▼: OH, THAT IS TERRIBLE! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
▼: DO YOU WANT A BOWL OF SOUP?
▲: no thanks
▼: SHOULD I PICK UP SOME MEDICINE FROM THE STORE?
▲: uh no no its ok
▲: but
▼: YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM GETTING THE THERMOMETER.
▲: no!
▲: dont do that
▼: YOU SHOULD REALLY GO TO BED, SON. THE COMPUTER RADIATION IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A HEADACHE.
▲: but
▼: WHY NOT? I AM ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY.
▲: um
▲: hey! shouldnt you be at work?
▼: I HAVE THE DAY OFF.
▲: oh
▲: well uh
▼: THE COMPANY ISN'T DOING WELL THESE DAYS, FOR SOME REASON.
▲: you should spend your day off out and about
▼: SON...
▲: yes?
▼: ARE YOU SKIPPING CLASS?
▲: no
▲: cough cough cough
▲: i
▲: am sick
▲: too sick for school
▼: COUGHS DO NOT TRANSLATE TO TEXT, SON.
▲: well
▲: COUGH COUGH COUGH
▲: can you hear my coughing from downstairs now?
▼: IS THIS A NEW MODERN DISEASE?
▲: yes
▼: I SWEAR, THERE ARE SO MANY NEW DISEASES THESE DAYS.
▲: i know dad i know
▼: I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR.
▲: no!
▲: i um
▼: GO PUT ON A NICE JACKET, SON. WE WILL ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE SHOTS FOR YOUR NEW DISEASE.
▲: im too sick to leave the house
▲: no!!!!!!!
▼: I WILL CARRY YOU TO THE CAR.
▲: im too sick i cant leave
▲: no!
▼: SON, I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.
▲: if i go outside itll get worse
▲: the uh
▼: PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG SO I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU.
▲: the antidote for this disease is internet
▼: YES, FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT ONCE WE GET TO THE HOSPITAL, YOU WILL BE GOOD AS NEW.
▼: JOHN EGBERT.
▲: oh poop
▼: WHICH REMINDS ME
▼: HOW ARE YOUR FECES?
▼: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
▲: my feces?
▲: um
▲: they are
▲: normal?
▲: dad why are you asking about my poo?
▼: GOOD OL' DR. HOUSE SAYS YOU CAN FIND CLUES OF NEW DISEASE IN FECES, SON.
▲: oh um
▲: well then
▼: ARE YOU REALLY SICK?
▲: my feces is
▼: PLEASE DO NOT LIE TO ME, SON.
▲: uh
▲: green
▲: and red
▲: and purple
▲: yes dad yes i am
▼: OH MY GOD.
▲: i am not lying
▼: JOHN EGBERT, GET YOUR COAT. WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.
▲: my feces really is all those colors
▲: no
▲: no no no no no
▲: i dont wanna go!
▼: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HEARD OF PURPLE POO.
▼: UNLESS YOU ATE A RAINBOW, THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE.
▼: WHAT IF YOU DIE?
▲: i wont die
▲: uh
▲: i ate skittles
▲: but i really am sick
▼: MAYBE THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MANY SKITTLES.
▲: maybe
▲: but im still sick so i have to stay here
▼: TOO MANY IN FACT THAT YOU ARE EXCRETING SKITTLES.
▼: NO MORE SKITTLES FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN.
▲: no!
▲: but dad
▲: skittles are so good
▼: I AM BANNING SWEETS IN THIS HOUSE. THAT IS YOUR PUNISHMENT.
▲: punishment?
▲: why
▲: my feces is uh
▲: much more attractive now
▼: FROM THIS DAY ONWARD, YOU ARE ONLY TO EAT GOOD OL' PASTRIES.
▲: nooooooooooooooooo
▲: no no i dont think skittles are why my feces is purple
▼: BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MANY SKITTLES THAT YOU GOT SICK.
▲: no
▲: skittles had nothing to do with it
▼: YOU MADE YOURSELF SICK. HOW CAN I TRUST YOU WITH SWEETS?
▲: i didnt make myself sick because of sweets! my poo is rainbow colors for a different reason
▼: YOU JUST SAID SO.
▲: no but uh
▲: um
▼: WHAT REASON IS THAT SON?
▲: um
▲: i
▲: im
▲: um
▼: WHAT IS IT, MY BOY?
▲: i
▲: i am a homosexual dad
▲: i am so homosexual that my poo is rainbow
▼: OH MY GOD
▲: that is why...
▼: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU SON
▼: YOU ARE SO BRAVE TO ADMIT IT
▲: what!
▲: oh um
▲: yes
▲: yes i am
▼: DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
▲: um
▲: uh
▲: sure
▲: i have lots
▼: I HAVE ALWAYS ASSUMED YOU WERE ONE, ACTUALLY
▲: . . .
▲: really?
▲: ...hello?
▲: dad are you there
▼: I KNEW I WAS RIGHT
▲: oh
▲: well uh yes you are
▲: happy?
▲: yes you were right
▲: you were so right dad i have um many many boyfriends
▲: lots of them
▲: ....dad?
▲: are you there?
▲: oh poop
▲: hellooo dad?
▲: well
▲: bye then
AND THEN TROLLMEGLE DERPED AND DIDN'T SEND ANY OF THOSE LAST MESSAGES.
I was John X'D I forgot punctuation and failed so bad OTL. But John's dad was amazing X'D
John's dad, if you are out there then sorry for leaving, internet got messed up.